Types Of Boyfriends 👻

Well,  it’s been a long time since I posted my last blog and now I’m coming up with something that’s totally off the topic. But trust me,  every girl can relate . 😁

1. THE JAILER : Every girl who has ever been in a relationship with a super possessive guy knows it all. The moment you say ”yes” this guy somehow ends up thinking that he’s got the license to be the third parent you never had. At times, Mr. Boyfriend turns out to be more protective than your own parents. He’s gonna decide what you wear, whom do you talk to,  where do you go, blah blah. You won’t even feel like yourself. He’s gonna control you like a puppet. It sucks 😷

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2. THE DOG :  This guy is the living version of the prince charming you dreamed about when you were 7-8 years old. He’s extremely loyal,  pampers you, loves you more than anything but but he’s a tad bit emotional. You feel like you are the guy in this relationship. You are responsible for all the decisions and plans. All he’s gotta do is nod to everything you say 🐶

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3. CHOCOLATE BOYFRIEND  : Just like you can’t eat the entire chocolate all by yourself, you can’t have this guy all to yourself. He’s gonna claim that he’s in a relationship with you but this nigga has other side bitches too. This kind of relationship is depressing AF. Everytime you want to break up, he comes up with a cute excuse and tonnes of apologies. Even though you aren’t a jealous type, he’s gonna end up making you mad jealous and insecure. Your life is gonna be a version of  “Heart Wants What It Wants” song. 💔

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4. HALF BOYFRIEND :This human being is your “accidental” other half.  You guys never met with the intention of falling in love. Maybe you guys knew eachother since a few years or months. He made you laugh. He supported you. You trust him. You know every damn thing about him. You guys complete eachother. He was your bestfriend. And Now, he’s your boyfriend. Well,  it’s cute 🙈

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5. SOCIAL BOYFRIEND : You guys are a couple. The whole population on earth knows that you’re together. You guys are all over eachother…cuddling, kissing at all social events. But wait ?! If that romantic spark goes away when you both are alone, congratulations! You’ve a social boyfriend who’s not much like your boyfriend in private 👀

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6. THE SECRET BOYFRIEND  : You guys have be been together for a while but nobody really knows about this thing except a bunch of close friends. You guys are not touchy-feely in public but the love part is going right. People may have questioned you guys about being with eachother but you’re only response would be :”We’re just friends ” 💑

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7. THE PERVERT BOYFRIEND : This kind of relationship is most sexually demanding of all. You guys do less talking and more love making. Umm… How do I put this gracefully? This guy is gonna keep you only because he’s in love with the Shape Of You *waddup song reference* once he’s bored or satisfied you’re gonna put your name on the long list of his ex-girlfriends. All the best 😂

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8. THE SOULMATE : Generally if you’re 20+ and looking for somebody to settle down with, you come across this person who makes your life a better place to live in. He’s the kind of guy you’ve always wanted to be with. You just feel like you guys are meant for eachother and that’s it. There’s no perfect definition for a soulmate (varies from girl to girl). This relationship starts randomly and every girl finds her ‘soulmate’ in a lifetime of 27 years. If not, welcome to arranged marriage  😝

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Do let me know which one of these types have you dated?  (only for girls 😛) 

I’ve been with  Jailer, Dog, Chocolate And Secret ones. 🙈

Hope You Guys Liked It !!! This is something I’ve done for the first time and I hope that I’ve done pretty well 😊